Saturday, March 8, 2014

Esther's Vietnam quiz; Vinpearl; snorkeling; goodbye Nha Trang...farewell Vietnam

    March 8th. These are the photos I took while at Vinpearl.

    The second set of photos includes our snorkeling trip to the islands nearby, the farewell party Mac's student threw for us, and the lovely book that they made for us as a farewell gift.

    Here's a link to Mac's Facebook page, where he keeps his own albums of photos to remember students, events and volunteer teachers who've joined his conversation class over the years.  One album consists of photos taken of our farewell beach party. Some of the photos are terrible, some better, and none taken by me.  I was wandering about in a weakened state, recovering from my first serious food poisoning in ages - my last one had been18 years earlier. 

    Our friend Esther Bedik created an amusing quiz that will resonate with westerners who've spent a little time in Vietnam.  Some of it verges on "you had to be there", but it's cute and funny:

Esther’s Post 5 March 2014: Vietnam Pop Quiz

In a loving spirit, I would like to present:

The Vietnam Pop Quiz

1) Which question is safe to ask at a restaurant in Vietnam?

A) What is the round thing floating in my soup?

B) What do the little green chilies taste like?

C) Do all the employees wash their hands regularly?

D) What is fish sauce made from?

E) Can I get some steamed white rice?

Answer: Only E, if you want to sleep at night

2) Upon meeting you, a new Vietnamese acquaintance will:

A) Ask where you are from and nod sagely, even if he has never heard of a state called “Misery” *

[* Esther and Lloyd are from Missouri]

B) Ask how old you are and acknowledge that you do not look that old

C) Ask where you live in Vietnam and smile approvingly

D) Ask how much you pay for rent and exclaim with shock and horror that you are paying way too much, what are you crazy, why didn’t you ask him to find you an apartment, he could have found you an apartment for half the price, next time be sure to come to him first….

E) Be compelled to ask all of the above in exactly that order

Answer: E, of course

3) At a Vietnamese intersection, who has the right of way?

A) Vehicle that is honking the loudest

B) Man on motorbike balancing huge propane cylinder

C) Woman on motorbike with two toddlers

D) Enormous bus full of Russian tourists

E) Man on motorbike driving toward you on wrong side of road while texting

Answer: Trick question! There is no such concept here.

4) Many visitors to Southeast Asia are worried about traveler’s diarrhea. Is it actually possible to travel to Vietnam and be constipated?

A) No, everyone eats copious fresh fruits and vegetables

B) Yes, apparently it is possible

Answer: Unfortunately, the correct answer is B.

5) In a hot climate, the advantage of a white tile floor is:

A) It is cool.

B) It highlights every crumb and bit of dust.

C) It is easy to clean three or four times a day.

D) You can always find your husband by tracking his footprints across the living room.

E) It makes a lovely backdrop for the red ants.

Answer: D

6) If you have a problem with red ants in your house, you should:

A) Spray toxic chemicals all over your house

B) Keep your house scrupulously clean

C) Sprinkle talcum powder in key areas

D) Stop looking down at your white tile floor

Answer: Skip A, try B, then try C, then fall back on D

7) When you try to speak Vietnamese, your chances of being understood are:

A) 0

B) 0

C) 0

D) 0

Answer: Take your pick, unless you are Marcel Marceau or very proficient at charades

8) Your feeling of serenity during your morning Yoga class is enhanced by:

A) Throbbing techno-pop music from the aerobics room

B) Booming march music from the military base next door

C) Cell phone conversation being carried on by the woman next to you

D) Your inability to understand almost all of the instructions

Answer: D

9) When you and your husband show up stylin’ on your motorbike and you see a group of young people laughing, you can be sure that:

A) They are delighted to see you.

B) They are not paying the slightest attention to you.

C) They are laughing with you.

D) They are laughing at you.

Answer: Either B or D, can’t really tell.

10) On a home altar honoring ancestors, you are likely to find:

A) A bouquet of flowers

B) A bowl of fresh fruit

C) A pack of cigarettes

D) A can of beer

E) A tin of Danish butter cookies

Answer: Any and sometimes all of the above

EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION: What can we learn from this ancient cultural practice? How do you honor your ancestors? What will your children put on YOUR altar? What’s up with the Danish butter cookies?

    Esther's husband Lloyd Bedik has just written a blog posting called "Death by Intersection", a pretty accurate description of traffic on Vietnamese streets.

    March 8th. We went to Vinpearl amusement park yesterday. The cable car ride is the longest in the world "over water". At Vinpearl we waited 35 minutes in a line to ride the Alpine Coaster, a sort of luge on rails that runs back and forth down the hillside. We decided to skip the line-ups for the other rides, and headed for the aquarium, which was surprisingly good and modelled on the one we'd visited in New Zealand. 

    I was keen to try the waterslides until I saw how many steps you had to climb for one quick ride; hardly anyone else was using them either, even the young and fit people. We looked for something else interesting to do and found the wave pool. I waded in and began enjoying myself for about three minutes and suddenly there were no more waves. They turn it off for a half-hour, every half hour, and the lifeguards take a smoke break. My guess is that this is because once you've paid for your all-attractions ticket, they can't make any more money by keeping the rides open constantly, as they would in a western amusement park. We spent our first half-hour break swimming in a manicured beach area with pure white sand that they brought in from somewhere else, and went back to the wave pool when the break was over. We stayed for three shifts, and could have stayed longer. Even Deborah had fun there, and I had a gas, although it is pretty dangerous.  I flipped off my tube in shallow water several times and bumped my head on the concrete pool bottom more than once.

    We decided to avoid further line-ups getting home by leaving a bit early. Deborah had just agreed to ride on the "Compact Coaster", which would have been the first time in a quarter century I had talked her into riding a roller coaster, but just as we arrived to line up they shut down for their half-hour break as well. "Sorry," the attendant said. "Back in 35 minutes." Bummer. Nothing left to do except a room full of crappy video games.  I've never understood the fascination with arcade videogames unless you're a teenager and you want to hang out with other teenagers who are supremely bored with their small town lives. So we came home.

    March 11th. I disapproved of the fact that Vietnamese youngsters have to buy their way into their jobs.  The practice ensures that you don't hire the best and the brightest when you do that, but the most "connected" and already wealthiest, and therefore presumably already inculcated into corrupt practices, which they will perpetuate along with their superiors.  Then I met Sammi and Fabrice, who came to Mac's English class. Fabrice is a chef who has also worked aboard ships, and he told me that it is common for ships to sell their jobs, in the Caribbean and elsewhere. He has known people to volunteer to turn over their first two months' pay in order to land a job on a cruise ship. It reminded me that there is a practice of unpaid internship for many jobs in the west.

    Those examples barely compare with demanding five years of a parent's average salary, but I suppose that in a country of 93 million people, half of whom are under twenty-five years of age, there just aren't enough jobs to go around.  The laws of supply and demand have led to hiring by kick-back rather than hiring on the grounds of merit. It is difficult to see how young people shut out of the economy can gain a foothold, especially if they have not been taught to be entrepreneurial and to think outside the box.  They have been educated, and they have expectations which have been fed by their teachers, their government, and the marketing of international media, magazines, the internet...one wonders how long their frustrations can be contained.

    We did our third and final Nha Trang hash run this past Sunday. We got drummed out of the group with our own turn on the ice and a very ignominious song announcing that we should "be on your way, then", but with much ruder words, and a sort of reverse baptism of beer from the tin mug over the head. Of course, that was all just to show us how much they loved having us in the group. There's a hash group in Toronto, the Hogtown Hashers, known as the "Toronto kennel of the international drinking club with a running problem". I might lace up my shoes and go on a few runs with them this summer, now that I know I can hack it. The Nha Trang run is always only about seven kilometres in an hour and a half, cross country, with a beer stop in the middle - not nearly as difficult as I'd have imagined before I'd actually done it.

    Deb and I walked the beach at 6:30 a.m. this morning, heading to morning badminton. We saw few tourists, but lots of Vietnamese enjoying the beach. They rush out when it is cool and work out on the public exercise machines, play badminton in the sand and on the concrete squares, play the hacky sack game with a feathered shuttlecock that you kick back and forth, swim and jog, and even do aerobics and dance in small pavilions. They try to get that all in before the hot sun comes up and makes them feel lazy, and before the risk of acquiring a tan, which is considered very unattractive in this culture. In the evenings they sometimes picnic and fly kites. We walked past all this activity and a small flock of pure white doves, and I reflected - not for the first time - that we will miss Nha Trang.

    To me, Nha Trang has a feminine quality, something to do with the soft sea breezes and the easy going way of the people - except for the constant sharp honking of traffic, which is something I could do without. There's an ever-present odour, slightly sweet and "cookie-ish", sometimes almost more of a texture than a smell, that I've never encountered anywhere else that I can remember. 

    The town isn't stunningly beautiful at first, and there are flaws: garbage in the streets which, however, gets removed by an army of street cleaners each night; annoying motorcycle parking blocking the sidewalks (pedestrians have no special rights in Vietnam), annoying vendors, cyclo and taxi drivers.  Somehow one gets used to all of that within a week or two and then you experience the pleasure of intimacy with a city that is small enough to navigate on foot and becomes familiar very quickly. We have so many "favourite" food venues, and there are many more undiscovered ones, I'm sure.  It's easy to make new friends, not the least of which have been Mac and his students, and there's always something new and fun to explore and to do. The citizens are generally very sweet and friendly, as soon as they realize how polite you are, that you have made an effort to learn a few Vietnamese words just to try and bridge the culture gap from your side, and that you're not one of the predominant westerners on the streets of town, the unfriendly Russian "packager" tourists. It would be a great pleasure, now that we feel so familiar with this little city, to share it and show it to others.

    March 15th. Deb and I are both taking azythromycin. She had a crack in her tooth that the dentist tried to fill because Manulife wouldn't pay for a crown, and the fix lasted until a week before our return. I got attacked by a virulent hoard of bacteria who took up residence in my lower intestine. There was fever, sweating, pain, stiff neck, sore muscles and joints.  It seems to be responding to the antibiotics, although I'm a little nervous about the 13 hour overnight sleeper bus ride to Saigon.

    A lot has happened in our final days. We had a lovely snorkeling trip to Hon Mun, Mun Island. There's a marine sanctuary there and a decent coral garden. The visibility was good and the water was warm. The crew put out food for us and we had plenty of sun and plenty to eat all day. 

    Sadly, we observed that the fishermen wait until the dive boats are out of the way each day and then swoop in to catch the bigger species, which removed them from the waters we snorkeled in. The snorkeling boat staff say that the fisherman just pay off the marine police with a fish or two, and sell the rest of their catch to the hotels in town. One wonders why they couldn't respect the boundaries of the marine sanctuary and catch their bigger fish elsewhere, but perhaps they don't want to spend the extra money for fuel to go farther out. They might have their own traditional fishing areas, and to move into someone else's territory might cause conflict. There are no quotas here on fleet size and fish catch as there are in the west, and no seasonal controls.

    The students at Mac's gave us a lovely party send-off last night, on the beach close to our hotel. New friends from Australia and France, Fabrice and Sammi, made crepes which we spread with the remainder of our maple syrup, then rolled up and ate like little spring rolls. The students presented us with a book they'd compiled containing photographs of previous beach picnics we'd attended, and many of them wrote a page of appreciation for our time spent with them.

    The oldest student in the class, a 51 year old divorced lady named Thuy Thuy, invited us to her house for lunch. She put out a spread you can barely believe, and invited some of the other younger students who are friends of her son and who also go to Mac's conversation group when they have free time. Her son is in California taking an English prep course prior to beginning his university program in September. She has a daughter and two sisters in Belgium. She used to own an electrical appliances shop but apparently lost it in her divorce; still, she and her husband must have made quite a bit of money at that business in order to pay for their son to attend university in the U.S.

    Most Vietnamese cannot fathom the cost of a return ticket to Toronto, let alone the expense of travel once you arrive there. One girl I sat with today quizzed me about that and said that it would take her entire salary for a year to pay for a round trip ticket, and that's by working ten hour days, probably a six day week. But it would be a mistake to think that all Vietnamese are equally poor. You might think that it is a classless society of communist equality, but it is far from that. The range of income disparity is immense, and unfathomable to those of us who grew up with any expectation that communism meant equality.  The communist experience is quite different from one country to the next, just as "democracy" has many different faces in different nations. Here, the communist leadership are very upper class, economically.  Government officials and policemen have ways to shake down the people who need their services, and many business people are extremely well off. 

    Stanley Karnow makes it clear in his book that this is the hotbed of what we now call "state capitalism", where gov't Ministries own, manage and run entire industries, pay as little as they need to in order to attract labour from an immense labour pool of underemployed citizens, and make massive profits while enjoying monopoly protection from foreign competition. Many businesses have been state owned for decades, and therefore enjoyed subsidies, wide-spread high-powered connections and a great head-start on any private venture competition, putting the owners and managers of these businesses in the catbird seat when it comes to extracting money from those seeking their services, or jobs in their industries. It seems that Vietnamese people now, and perhaps always, have improved their lives by stepping on the heads of those below them, notwithstanding the fact that they are also some of the sweetest and most emotional and affectionate people on earth, at least to those visitors who display liking and respect for them. The system of state owned industries continues here while it has fallen in places like East Germany, and I suspect that is the greatest source of sand inside the machine that prevents a smooth transition to successful development which was predicted for Vietnam through the '90's and beyond.

    March 16th. Ghosts and gods: my group of students exercised their English muscles today by explaining kitchen gods and spirits. Spirits are everywhere around us. They are the known and unknown dead, hosts of ghosts who populate the streets and houses, who have fallen in centuries of wars, perhaps on the very sidewalk you tread.  Some are remembered and many forgotten, but they still have the power to influence the lives of the living in positive or negative ways.  They must be placated through propitiation - prayer, offerings on outdoor altars and the burning of "ghost money" that looks like packages of counterfeit bills from Vietnam, the U.S. and other countries. Beer and cigarettes are popular with ghosts, apparently.

    In addition to outside spirit altars, there are altars inside the home. One is for the ancestors, and it allows prayer and offerings to loved predecessors. The other is for the three kitchen gods. They are not ghosts per se. They are like the gods who populate heaven, but they reside in peoples' homes throughout the year. There are two male and one female god in each home. At Tet, they leave the home in a special ceremony and travel to heaven to report on the inhabitants of the home, communicating the good and bad things that the people in that house have done. About four days later, they are invited back into the home in another special ceremony, and throughout the year, offerings are made to them to keep you on their good side so that they will speak favourably of you during their visit to heaven at the next Tet.

    Almost all Vietnamese believe in ghosts and gods. Offerings of food to ancestors and to kitchen gods can be recycled and eaten by the living inhabitants of the house at the end of the day, once the ghosts and gods have taken as much of the offerings as they wish, but in general, offerings made to the outside spirits of the dead cannot, because that would bring bad luck. That is one reason many of those offerings consist of paper items, money or letters, that can be burned in an offering barrel. Sometimes we see small restaurants or businesses along a given street using the same burn barrel, one after the other, passing it along to their neighbour as they each finish their offering.

    March 17th. It is quite interesting to note that the Communist party leadership here has intentionally chosen a free market economy, supply and demand path, while fervently denying that they have embraced "capitalism". Our friend Vinh explains that it is a kind of middle path, intentionally chosen, unlike any practiced in any other communist country.  I read that it happened in a rather panic-stricken series of leadership meetings after the Marxist co-operatives had failed to provide enough food for an expanding population during the '80's. For many reasons, a western communist overlay on this particular market-based traditional Asian society just wasn't going to take root. 

    Many leaders decried the policies initially promulgated by the party leadership. One of them, a Dr. Hoa, told Stanley Karnow that administrators at her hospital "padded payrolls, accepted kickbacks from suppliers, and looted pharmaceuticals for sale on the black market". She told him, "This is still very much a feudal society, regardless of the ideological veneer." Someone else told Karnow that there was a little known saying by Ho Chi Minh that they'd decided should be their mantra: "The poor should get rich, and the rich should get richer", presumably by any means necessary and available. 

    This wasn't just a result of the failure of communist methods, however, or a reaction to it; the same behaviour was rampant during the U.S. supply of payrolls and materials, by the South Vietnamese commanders.  They were locked in a life-and-death struggle against a northern army who would soon murder then, confiscate their property and cause a million citizens to flee, but they were, like the proverbial leopard, unable to change their spots. They stole from, and weakened, the war effort that their very survival depended on, and weakened the political will of the U.S. public and politicians to continue to support them. 

    There's an ancient social psychology here that begins to emerge when you consider phenomena like this, and it is in stark contrast to what you might expect if you've experienced Cuba and have read about other communist societies and imagined them in a most idealistic light, or if you've thought about how easily Caucasian communists accepted and worked within their collectivist experience, even though it was ultimately a failed experiment. 

    This might help to explain why it has been so difficult for Vietnam to ease up on its restrictive regulation of foreign investment, and emerge as a new Asian economic tiger, even though that is what they strongly desire. There's a joke that within the countries known as the Asian Tigers (Korea, Japan, etc), Vietnam is a small pussycat dreaming of being a tiger.  I even saw a new coffeeshop in Nha Trang that is just about to open with two large statues of a tiger and a cat out front, and they've named their coffeeshop "The Tiger and the Cat". I imagine it well night impossible, once they've enjoyed preferential treatment for so long in this economy, for insiders in state businesses to let go of their advantages for the good of their nation.  Vietnamese people have always looked out for their immediate families and their village communities, and competed for status within those structures, rather than identifying themselves as units of a larger national community.

    I've been wondering how different it is now, twenty years after Karnow wrote his history of Vietnam, and even longer since Neil Jamieson wrote his. I've been asking questions of people like our friend Vinh, who works for the American Chamber of Commerce while he works on his law degree, and will soon go to a U.S. university to major in Public Affairs. Yesterday we had a chat about the different ethical approaches of Vietnamese business practice compared to what he's learned about U.S. practice, at the state level, and in the mid-level corporate environment.  I tried to probe what might be revealing about Vietnamese at the individual, psychological and socio-cultural level compared to western business owners and consumers. He talked about the frustration experienced by his western clients at the "two tiered pricing" they experience here, which he says has been legally prohibited but still continues almost everywhere.  It persists in micro environments like the markets, and median ones like hospitals, in hotels and apartment hunting situations, and even in the gouging behaviour of railway agents like the one who added a personal surcharge to our friend Anh's shipping cost for his motorcycle, but a much bigger one for the western customer just ahead of him in line.

    Most Vietnamese clearly feel that all westerners are more well-heeled than they are, and should always pay double, triple or more for everything, although some westerners are not, including those employed here at local salary rates, and those who are volunteers. The practice places an inflationary pressure on the local economy, of course, that can hurt local Vietnamese buyers who are often at the extreme lower end of the income scale. The willingness of tourists to spend a large sum in a short time on a brief holiday - some who even take out loans for vacations, which Vietnamese can't do - exacerbates that problem in zones popular with tourists. 

    However, if it weren't true that westerners generally appear to be better heeled than Vietnamese people, I believe they'd still be overcharged at every possible opportunity, simply because they're less aware of pricing norms and practices, and the Vietnamese vendor will happily take advantage of their vulnerability.  And yet, I've seen instances of vendors returning change or giving discounts that were unexpected by the western buyer, just out of a pure sense of fairness. It's easy to make a generalization, but easy to find exceptions. 

    For daily items there are many western style stores with fixed prices on the shelves, often cheaper than you can negotiate in the markets, by virtue of economies of scale and the efficiency of pricing products so that they will move off the shelves without personal intervention by the energetic hawking of a vendor. We quickly learned that you are a naive innocent westerner visitor if you engage with vendors in the main market of Ben Thanh in Saigon. Unlike South America and elsewhere, they are not "bargaining in good faith".  For example, I paid $10 for a $7 shirt after first being asked, incredibly, for $30, and the vendors can be as aggressive as piranha.  I wonder what it will look like in years to come. It's all very interesting, and I've enjoyed reading books about Vietnam and Vietnamese history while experiencing the environment first-hand.

    Our trip from Nha Trang to Saigon on the Nam Phuong sleeper bus was more pleasant than our previous trip. My intestines behaved themselves, and the driver was merciful with his horn. We slept as well as can be expected and arrived at 6 a.m. 

    We stumbled off the bus and very luckily arrived at the door of a guest house Deborah had researched months ago.  This time not only did it have an empty room, but there was a young man just leaving and locking the door behind him who let us in and got us settled before he left for work. We're in a front balcony room as big as the one they tried to gouge us for at the New York Hotel, enjoying air conditioning and quiet. We're down a narrow alley with only the occasional quiet scooter two floors below, none of the anarchic traffic of the main street and no nightclub clamour. There's no elevator, but I didn't quibble over his initial price as most customers do, and the young man, probably in a state of shock and delight, loaded himself up happily with Deb's backpack behind him and mine in front, and raced up the two flights of stairs to our room. Without backpacks, stairs are easy to do, and good for our health; and elevators in small hotels are noisy things, with their constantly opening doors and redundant dinging bells.  I'm glad to stay in a building without any.

    We slept until ten and then had a day of eating, shopping for a few interesting items to take home, and meeting with three friends back-to-back for meals or coffee: Marianne, Vince and Joe. Now we have a few more friends to connect with today, notably Tam, and apart from that I'll finish the final photo album, we'll read, pick up a few last minutes shopping items, and we'll retire early to get up at 2 a.m. for our ride to the airport. Although we're nervous about the cold and delayed spring in Toronto, Vietnam is getting pretty hot south of the Hai Van pass, and we're ready to head for home.

    Bottom line, how do we feel about our winter spent in Vietnam? We'd have to answer that it isn't like any other place we've ever been, but it's been one of the best adventures we've ever had.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Paradise on the beaches of Vietnam

    Feb 27th. The photos are here.

    We received our passports back today with the new visa stamped inside.  They cost us $10 U.S. plus the courier cost and our travel agent's fee came to $30 each, which is 30% cheaper than the closest price we were quoted elsewhere, and our visa has been extended three months instead of one! The agent said, "Lucky. It could have gone either way...sometimes I apply for three month extensions and they come back with only one month. They have stacks and stacks to stamp and date, and make lots of mistakes." We wish we could take advantage of the extra windfall of time. I worried that we'd get bored being so long in one place, but boredom never seems to close in on us here.

    This morning we went with Vicki and her friend Jan to the Fairy Bay breakfast buffet. Jan is a seven foot guy from California who spent decades in Zimbabwe and whose father hobnobbed with Joshua Nkomo and other names that are easily dropped in conversation.  We had a really long chat about how much Nha Trang has changed in the past twelve years, and what other spots along the coast, north and south, are equally beautiful and much less developed. Nha Trang is a victim of success. The Russians, who own 50% of the oil reserves in Vietnam and are building a nuclear plant nearby, get two week vacation visits without the need for visas, and are investing massively in beach front property. They build hotels, and have multiple flights daily into the local airport directly from Moscow, with at least 900 people coming and going each day.

    It's all very new, the opening of Vietnam to foreign investment. It is a top retirement destination, but it might be a narrow window of time that we can enjoy Nha Trang as snowbirds. We're becoming curious about Cam Rang, south of us, and Qui Nhon, north of us.

    We got a taste of what to look forward to yesterday.  We went in a van, eleven of us, to Paradise Resort in Doc Let (pronounced "Yawk Let"), about fifty kilometres north of Nha Trang. For $35, Deb and I rode the van and spent the whole day on a gorgeous beach, with kayaks and snorkel masks, beach chairs and umbrellas, two rooms for changing and resting, and the most delicious lunch that you can imagine.  We ate squash soup, salad with an amazing French mustard dressing, battered fresh fish fry, potatoes, tomatoes and fruit.  Watermelon and bananas are in season, at every meal.  To drink, there's free homemade vodka, as much as you can handle, in clear jugs on the table that you might think are vinegar or water, until you taste them.  And there's beer on the honour system. 

    The owner is an 87 year old Jugoslavian named Chere who fought alongside Tito in the second world war. He's a tough old geezer who lifts everything in sight, does his own repairs, and loves his rotweilers and his guests. He is kindly but opinionated.  His opinion is the only one that matters and he'll happily give it to you. Avoid disagreeing with him, and enjoy the warmth and twinkle in his eyes. His cooks and servers are deaf mutes, very sweet and attentive but uncommunicative.  He has a Vietnamese wife probably 30 years his junior, and two children.

    The beach is sheltered, with lovely clean hard-packed sand under incredibly clear salt water, with no drop off.  It is shallow and evenly graduated for a long way out. Deb and I could stay with Chere in this piece of paradise for $60/day in our own beach front bungalow with three delicious meals per day included, a large bookcase full of books, and all the watersport activities.  One could possibly go fishing with the local fishermen in the bay from time to time. It is warm and sunny in the mornings on this coast, but by afternoon a cooler breeze sweeps in off the ocean which creates relief from the heat, and you can nap in the shade with a cool breeze. It is idyllic.

    All our other activities described in previous posts continue. Dan found a great location in Nha Trang for playing pool, in a little-used restaurant on the top floor of a nearby building, with a lovely balcony view.  There's one table there with a real slate surface. There is no competition for the table, and there are no hostesses. If we bought beer, we could play for free, but instead we just pay $2 an hour for the table.

    It's too bad that we're going home on March 18th. Vicki says that by March 20th or so, the wind swings around and our beach becomes a lee shore, with extremely flat, calm water and crystal clear visibility.  Any garbage that has accumulated (not that there's much now) slowly sails back into the open ocean. Some of yesterday's Doc Let party went snorkeling today, but we decided two "sun days" back to back wasn't advisable. I protected my arms and legs while kayaking, but got a little burn on my face even under my hat, just from the bounce-back from the water surface. We'll take a day to go to Vinpearl now that we have our passports back and can get our over-60 discount; and sometime in the final week we'll watch for the wind and weather window to pick the best snorkeling day we can before we finally leave. If we come back next year, I'll be sure to pack my tennis racquet and sneakers, and personal snorkeling gear.

    Y brought me rice crackers today made by her grandmother - the same enormous rice crackers you see carried by older Vietnamese vendor ladies on the beach. Some are made with chili and pepper. One normally spreads fish sauce and other things on them, but there are many varieties. We've had mango flavoured ones, and Y told us there is a coconut flavoured one in the package. They're a perfect beer snack, but I can't buy them directly from the vendor because they always demand a multiple of what their Vietnamese customers pay. I'm sure they'd sell a lot to westerners if they charged the same rate for everybody.

    Interestingly, and while on the topic of pricing: on the way home from Mac's we stopped for the third time at our banana lady, the one who'd initially charged us 10K, then 15K the second time. Another lady sauntered over and tried to take charge of the negotiations this time. The vendor tried to put a bunch into a bag and hand them to me before she'd tell me her price. Then she tried to get us to pay 30K, then some ridiculous mumbled price for a slightly larger bunch that sounded like 50K. I told her this was ridiculous, that they were only 9 1/2 K per kilogram at the "Maximark" supermarket, where we'd bought our most recent bunch. They were laughing at us and screwing with us, playing games with the prices, so Deborah got mad and pulled me away, and swore we'd never return. They tried to call us back, but Deb wouldn't even turn around. Thus a Vietnamese market vendor who could have had repeat business at least twice a week for many weeks, and more business from the friends we would send to her, will no longer get our business, nor will we send any friends to buy from her. And thus doth many Vietnamese screw themselves with their basic Ferengi-ness.

    March 1st. We ate at Harry's Canadian Bar and Grill last night...in solidarity. Harry has been evicted, given the boot after only one year on his three year contract. There's no recourse, in Vietnam. The contract isn't worth the paper it was printed on. He has thirty days to remove $6,000 worth of equipment, come up with a new location, and try to attract his customers to it. Some silly reasons were given, but the bottom line is that someone else offered the landlord higher rent, probably part of the same tsunami of Russian investment money that is buying up miles of shoreline here on the coast. The Vietnamese people don't have any idea what is going on, except the top leadership who are enjoying their cut of the action. There is Russian money, Chinese money, and Indian money. They're all jockeying for position, in a great land rush. Rents have tripled in a year. We're probably lucky we came this year; if we return next winter, like migratory birds, we'll likely be looking for a smaller, less developed bit of paradise a little further up the shore.

    March 2nd. Things are changing for us in Nha Trang. Dan left today to return to the frigid wastes of Siberia - at least, that's how I imagine it.  He says there will be snow until mid-April in Tyumen, and a month of mud after that. I've lost my pool partner. He hopes to see us here again next December, as does Vicki, who is on her way home with a one month stopover in the Philippines. 

    My IELTS writing students came to the end of their 8 week session.  I only taught them their last three lessons, and unless enough of them re-register, I won't be teaching them any longer. Which is okay with me; it has been my window into the IELTS program, and it ain't like I was doing it for the cash. The compensation is only about $10 an hour for actual teaching time, and nothing for the lesson prep, correcting and feedback time, which is always triple the amount of in-class time. Most foreign language teachers here, for that rate of pay, must simply think on their feet and do no lesson prep or follow-up work outside of class.

    In some ways it feels like the end of summer vacation, with so many people heading for their homes in the north.  Mac's class is still a delight, so we continue to teach there for free (very little prep involved), and get invited to play badminton, go to beach picnics, and go for coffee dates. And we still hang out with Renée and Shaina who will stay a week longer than we will, and with Esther and Lloyd when they're around. We went on the hash again today and I found myself running a great deal of the distance, which really surprised me. All this hoofing around town and a slight weight loss has made quite a difference to my fitness level.  While hashing, I learned that the young Estonian hasher featured in the last photo album is famous for making pickles and even wholesaling them to local restaurants.  Cucumbers are ubiquitous here, but cucumber pickles are rarely seen.  I also learned that I'd heard his "hash name" incorrectly. I thought it was "Picklebit". It's not. It's "Pickle-dick".

    March 4th. My hip is still recovering from the hash. Apparently breaking into a run didn't only surprise me, it surprised my hip as well. I took a pass on badminton with the kids this morning. However, my jaws still worked well at the Nhi Phi buffet breakfast.

    Crazy Kim's...what to make of that place? Three classes per day, many without teachers, but using the space provided by Crazy Kim who owns a lot of very expensive real estate in the tourist quarter, including a spa, gym and dive training centre, and who never actually meets the teachers who volunteer there.  She just chats with them over the phone and encourages them to take on the classes. There's a prefect assigned to each group. 

    Anh categorically states, "No Vietnamese would do that for free". One former attendee says he had to pay something; another says she never did. Oddly, a couple of days ago I heard from a third person who knows her and says her start-up was funded by a grant from a Canadian foundation, for the purpose of teaching English to street children. I've been there twice: there are no "street children" present, just adult hotel workers and others hoping to improve their promotion prospects in tourism and other jobs. Is there a fee? Do their employers pay something? Does the grant funding continue each year? I suspect the latter, given how easy it is to trick foreign charities.  One could even submit photos from a local orphanage - Renée and Shaina split their time between four of those.  Crazy Kim can collect rent for her space from the foreign grant, pay nothing to any of her teachers and rely on tourist volunteers to meet with the students, whom she also never meets face to face. If my speculation is correct, she is one of probably a great many who have learned to game the charitable urges of the west. Her evening class has no teacher now that Robyn and Aaron have left to return to England. I intend to drop my Vietnamese class and I might use the time to drop in on the evening class to fill the void, and see if I can learn more about how she operates. Not that it will be up to me to do anything about it, but I'm curious. It might make for a good situation in a novel some day.

    Motorbikes: I'm envious of all the Vietnamese - and that means virtually every single one of them - who scoot around town on two wheels. I keep wanting to rent one myself.  They're cheap enough, but Deb won't go along with it. It's not that she doesn't trust my driving skill, although she's dubious that I can negotiate the chaotic traffic in the streets, especially at rush hour; and she will ride on the back of a scooter driven by a Vietnamese. Although the majority of foreign visitors seem to rent them, our guidebook says "Vietnam has recently banned all foreigners from renting motorbikes without a Vietnamese driver's license". Most foreigners have not been made aware of this, and the vendors sure aren't about to tell them.  The police do not enforce the ban. Once never sees a cop enforcing any traffic rules, in spite of the obvious potential for profiting from on-the-spot fines.  Even if they would, they can't speak English so they don't really want to get into trying to discuss traffic laws with a foreign motorcyclist.

    I'm guessing that cops may be terrified of stopping the wrong person, perhaps a person of more status and power, or the child of a government official, and having their jobs put at risk for offending or annoying the wrong person. They don't stop speeders, or people who ride on the sidewalk. And of course, some riding on the sidewalk is inevitable because the sidewalks are not really for pedestrians, as they are in the west.  Vietnamese people don't walk anywhere. Sidewalks are actually parking spaces for motorbikes, and often taxis, private cars, trucks and buses.  This can be incredibly irritating for western pedestrians who constantly have to step nervously out into traffic in order to get around the parked vehicles. Even when you think you are safe walking on the sidewalk, you have to watch out for people leaving their parking spots and buzzing past you on their motorbikes. Mind you, the only time I was ever actually clipped, and from behind, was by a western jerk who would never have ridden on the sidewalk in his own country, but was merrily roaring up a narrow sidewalk to get around a corner without having to get out into traffic. I'm not nervous when I cross the street in front of Vietnamese bikers, who slow and smoothly part like the Red Sea to pass on either side of you.  The western jerks, usually far less experienced, are aggressive, too fast, and unpredictable.  They generally seem to think they've had a free pass without initiation to join the Hell's Angels by spending $5 a day on a motorbike rental.

    Local insight from the expat community is unanimous: if you are involved in an accident, as a foreigner you will automatically be the one responsible for payment of damages, regardless of fault. Even your travel insurance might not cover you in an accident, especially since you are specifically banned from driving on just an International License or a valid license from your home country. This, fundamentally, is why we walk everywhere in town.  We occasionally bum a ride from one of Mac's students if we're going out for coffee or badminton as a group, or we try to find a bus going in our direction. A German tourist explained that he got his Vietnamese license by producing his International license with a motorcycle qualification.  He carries a blue card that shows the bike he bought is actually registered to someone else, a Vietnamese person, because foreigners can't own property.   The Vietnamese person holds the insurance on the motorbike even though the foreigner has unofficially purchased it. It all sounds very dubious, and one still isn't covered if one causes personal injury or loss of income in an accident; nor is there any protection from being automatically considered "at fault" in any accident merely by virtue of being a richer foreign driver.

    March 6th. All the above notwithstanding, my friend Lloyd is hunting for his own motorbike. He and Esther are renting one from his landlord, which he claims is insured by the landlord. Certainly the other expats, in spite of what they say, do ride their bikes everywhere. I'd say they keep their fingers crossed that they won't be involved in an accident where anyone gets injured, but I learned earlier that to cross your fingers is a rude sign - and yet I've also learned more recently that maybe it isn't, but that there is a very similar sign that is that involves a slight separation of the crossed fingers, a trick I can't perform.

    I've also learned that the story told by the American teacher in Da Lat at our Christmas Eve party may be grossly exaggerated - the one about preparing for an English pronunciation class for university professors that none of them were willing to attend. Yesterday in my reading group at Mac's I sat with a lady who had surprisingly good English, and she turned out to be a supervisor of students at Nha Trang University. She assured me that at both universities - and she'd gotten her degree at Da Lat - the English professors had to have Master's degrees, at a minimum, from an Australian university. It may have been professors in other departments who didn't show up for their first class; and they may have simply decided there was no particular reason why they had to attend because they didn't need to speak English and they had tenure so it wasn't like they could lose their jobs for refusing to play ball with the administration. This is all just speculation, of course, in an attempt to reconcile the two stories I've heard about Vietnamese university professors.

    Today I'm helping a grade 11 student with an essay she's writing in English. She's preparing to go to the U.S. for grade 12 to be hosted by a family while she experiences a year of school there. I've encountered people who say they can't travel and can't get visas, and others - large numbers of them - who do study abroad and then come back. It appears that getting student visas to study abroad isn't very difficult, if you've got the money to travel. To emigrate searching for a job in a new country is a different story, and it would be hard to call yourself a refugee if you come from Vietnam, which is considered quite a stable country at the moment. I have another friend who aims to travel to foreign countries on Vietnamese ships, as a marine surveyor who is responsible for continuous assessment of the ship's condition. He hasn't said that he intends to jump ship in a foreign port, and I don't believe he wants to. However, the resistance to emigration doesn't appear to come from the Vietnamese gov't, but from the immigration departments of the western nations that some Vietnamese would like to travel to. They want to avoid asylum seekers and visitors overstaying their visas, becoming an economic and social problem in the new host country, and an influx of young people claiming refugee status for ideological and economic reasons rather than any genuine danger to themselves and their families.

    Vietnam appears to be enjoying a major economic boom, with the help of investment money from Russia, China and India. The country is primed for growth demographically, unlike most western nations where the populations are aging, retiring, and increasingly in need of elder-care. The construction boom in Nha Trang alone is astonishing and constant - it will look quite different in only a few more years. Sadly, high rises are going up in streets just back of the waterfront, and they will blot out the sun on those streets, and in neighbouring hotels. 

    Some tourists will begin looking for another "unspoiled" location, in particular perhaps the Australians and the European backpacker crowd.  The Russian "packagers", as Dan calls them, will still come for their quick visa-free vacations on direct flights from Moscow and several other cities. The Vietnamese tourist industry in Nha Trang appears to be hitching its wagon to that particular star, which makes sense. 

    There are many who are shut out of profiting from the economic miracle, but others participate through tourism and other industries. The appetite to learn English is fueled by tourism, but also by students seeking higher education in foreign universities and intending to return to Vietnam afterward, and company executives wishing to trade overseas, sell their services overseas, or acquire new technologies. Those companies reward workers who work toward demonstrating proficiency in English.

    March 7th. Last thoughts about corruption in Vietnam before moving on to a new topics:  the guy Owee must be willfully blind about corruption if he's lived here for 12 years and hasn't seen any. Trinh didn't get to travel with Vicki to the Philippines for a month. Married to Ramon and living in Milan for the past two years, she was supposed to get a letter from local authorities proving no criminal background, which was part of her Italian citizenship process. She filled in lots of forms, waited patiently for appointments with people who stalled her, had to miss her flight and change it, and was finally made to understand that she would get her simple letter document, having paid all the official fees, for an additional million dong, $50. And it took ten extra days, even after that.

    We were pleased that her sister Hieu was able to begin attending Mac's English conversation classes; and even more pleased that she got hired here at the Ha Tram hotel as a receptionist. Trinh is training here, since Trinh is at loose ends while waiting, and it was here in the hotel that Trinh worked when she met Ramon.

    I met a young Vietnamese fellow who has been hitch-hiking through Vietnam, from Hanoi to here so far, Couchsurfing all the way.  He will continue south and visit Cambodia, Thailand, and other Asian countries he can visit without a visa. I quizzed him about how it was that he could afford to travel when so many other young Vietnamese could not. His parents are not wealthy.  His father is a retired guard and his mother owns a small store, but his sister works at one of the twenty banks in Vietnam. He graduated from university with a degree that should prepare him for a job in a bank, but he didn't try for the job. He worked as a tour guide (his English is excellent, with a clear mid-western accent), a receptionist at "the Skybar", and at a third job, and saved his money.

"Why didn't you go into banking?", I asked.
"In a word...corruption," he answered. "I didn't want my parents to have to pay."
"Pay? But you've already completed your education, right?"
"Right...but they would still have to buy me the job."
"That sounds crazy. How much would they have to pay?"
"About 300 to 400 million dong," he replied. "and that's just for a job at one of the smaller banks. I know that because my sister works at a bank, and they had to buy her job."

    So, that's fifteen to twenty thousand dollars that his parents had to pay for his sister to get a job at a bank, and would have had to pay for him to follow in her footsteps - to the bigwigs at the bank. His father's total salary as a guard might only have been about $4,000/year.

    Our young friend Y, who will interview shortly for a student visa to the U.S., hopes to take a teaching degree there and learn our classroom practices and methods. She says, "The teaching methods here are not good; teachers pay to get their jobs."

    Lastly, before ending this diary entry and beginning the final one: I didn't bother volunteering at Crazy Kim's. "Crazy like a fox", she is. Before Hieu came to Mac's, she tried to go to Crazy Kim's, where as I've earlier described, they run three classes a day on the second floor of a local dive shop. Trinh used to go there a few years ago. They got Hieu to register and fill out forms, and then told her there were no spots available for her. "I don't know why they made me register if there were no spots," she said, plaintively. Ah, but to a retired school administrator the madness is quite clear. Her neatly printed registration will now be used as evidence of student attendance, to be stacked with all the others to justify continuation of the grant from the Canadian foundation that, we've been told, pays the rent for her space so that "street kids" can attend free conversation classes. Not that there are any qualified or paid instructors there - just occasional passionate volunteers. Canadian charities are such myopic soft touches.  Myopic = "inability to see things that are far away".

Monday, February 10, 2014

School Daze and Business Malpractices

    Here are the photos for this entry. There are sixty-one, which is enough to view at one time. There's a separate album of photos of the sculptures in the beach park across the street from our hotel.

    Feb 10th. Today began with a bus ride to the Fairy Bay Hotel to breakfast with Anh, who'd never been there before. Then we joined an English conversation "class" in progress above a dive shop a block from our hotel. We had some fun listening to the students describe how they celebrated their Tet holiday - the Vietnamese version of "What I Did On My Summer Vacation".  We joined Aaron and Robyn, a couple of young volunteers from England, and Renée and Shaina from Cortez Island. Shaina is in grade nine at home but gets to take the whole middle term off in order to come here with her mother. She was adopted from an orphanage in Hai Phong at the age of four months, and Renée has brought her back to Vietnam at age 7 and again now at age 15. She's quite self-conscious, at times. She complains, "I look exactly like them so they all speak to me in Vietnamese, and then they look at me as if I'm stupid because I don't understand!"

    None of the volunteers had received any direction from the owner, who did not show up even though there were students to be taught. The students were great, but none of them or the six volunteers had any idea what sort of program ought to be followed, or who was nominally in charge of the class.  Anh says that's par for the course for a Vietnamese-run language school. 

    The six of us worked well together and bonded after class as well, exchanging emails and phone numbers, and news of restaurants, sports complexes and other language class opportunities, including an orphanage which has teenagers nearby who need a curriculum. It's Anh's guess that this owner, known as "Crazy Kim", who has several different businesses on the block: a spa, a gym, a coffeeshop/bar, a dive school and dive centre, as well as the conversation classes, is charging the students and staffing her classes with volunteer expat teachers. If that's the case I'll probably stay away, which is sad because it is close to where we are staying, but I won't be "used" by anyone.  Mac doesn't charge his students anything so I don't mind spending time helping him for free, but if someone is making money off my time and expertise I want to be paid as well, even if it is at local Vietnamese teaching rates, and even if it is only "beer money".  

    After this morning's experience, some of the others are considered donating their time to the orphanage instead, but they also dropped in to meet Mac in the afternoon. Before the week is out I'll probably hear from Michael.  I wouldn't mind doing in depth language instruction with more advanced students.  Well-heeled businessmen or government officials will pay something for my time, and the instruction level is more intellectually enjoyable.  There are many who are extremely well off in this society, surprisingly (or not surprisingly, when all I've heard is taken into account).  I'm hoping to study a bit of Vietnamese at Michael's school as well. I'm beginning to research the IELTS program, and I will see if I can help his students to prepare for that testing system, which is a prerequisite for scholarships to western universities, some jobs with foreign based corporations, and some citizenship requirements, including Canada's, I believe.

    Anh talked about the Vietnamese language this morning, not for the first time: "You can master Vietnamese in about 500 hours", he said. "It's not a deep or complex language. Words are used differently by different people, and sometimes the differences are regional, but not always. There is no etymological dictionary of definitions, because the leadership of the country would have to admit how many of our words derive from Chinese origin, and we are constantly in a state of conflict with China. Since we never explore the roots of our words, we can't use complex language to express our emotions and feelings, our opinions, even scientific and technical language. 

    "That is why I am generally uncomfortable speaking with Vietnamese people. They speak a simple language that only transmits instructions or acts as a social lubricant" (I'm paraphrasing him here) "and if I want to discuss anything of any intellectual depth with my friends we find ourselves using English at least fifty percent of the time because there are no ways to express our meanings in Vietnamese. Not only because the language is superficial; because of the mindset of the leadership, students are not taught to think deeply and express themselves intellectually in Vietnamese, so they have no experience in intellectual thought and discussion. Even when they learn basic English, lacking that training in intellectual thought and discussion in their own language, they are unable to express concepts and opinions that they've never had a chance to consider and develop."

    Not that Vietnamese are simple minded. As Anh pointed out, when they live in other countries and speak other languages they do very well in science and in business, and as writers, as I know. Anh's description of the Vietnamese language reminded me of "pidjin English", that simple but widespread version of English which is little more than a trading language. Even the young poets in Jamieson's book express personal feelings in metaphors and allusions, until they become communists and their writing becomes flat and simplistic, even while expressing exuberance and enthusiasm for the cause. 

    I thought about that today as I sat in Mac's class trying to find things to talk about with a young man. Mac claims, and I believe it, that all of his students can read and write English quite well, but only need practice to speak it and hear it spoken. However, as this young man struggled to come up with questions of any interest and depth to ask us, questions that demonstrate originality of thought and are not simply the same oft-repeated formulaic questions of his classmates and his previous meetings with foreigners, Anh's words came back to me. That's something I'll be watching for as I engage one on one with more students over the coming weeks: not only what can they say, but what sort of vocabulary do they employ to demonstrate what they think about, puzzle about, and form opinions about?

    Feb 12th. I've been studying the IELTS exam, getting a handle on how I would coach a student who wanted to pass it.  It's used now by many university admission departments, by countries for immigration purposes, and by corporations. I can't escape the impression that it's an expensive, over-hyped, high risk test with no appeals process that's been very well marketed but isn't always helpful. I know two individuals who deserved a higher score than they got from the very subjective examiners - including one who got her Masters at a U.K. university and who speaks fluently and well, but didn't score well on the IELTS afterward. 

    Some of the questions seem to require prior knowledge of a milieu that some students wouldn't have; and in part, it also appears to be an intelligence test, in so far as one can tease out intelligence from linguistic ability. It's also clear that they mark spelling, which is anathema to modern pedagogy - native English speakers don't place undue emphasis on spelling when teaching native English students, because research makes it clear that spelling ability is no predictor of intelligence or other linguistic skills. 
Students who write English accurately but can't express themselves verbally are a case in point. 

    Modern language teachers also don't place much credence in timed tests.  Deeper and more intelligent answers take longer than glib and error-ridden ones. Some people just take longer than most to conduct their thought processing, and they often come up with a superior solution. Test anxiety is often a factor, especially for shy students from Asian cultures, so it's quite unfair not to give them the time they really need to feel at ease and display their best abilities.

    Unfortunately, the timed, high-stakes IELTS is a very high bar that third world non-English speakers have to leap over to emigrate, or to get scholarships, and jobs. Vietnamese students, after having some of the most misguided English instruction in the world, often have to sit their employment interviews in English, especially for foreign corporations operating in Vietnam, or for companies engaged in tourism, and increasingly for Vietnamese companies, who will often hire and/or offer salary increases to those who demonstrate English skills through a test result. Vietnam Airways is one example that fits into the tourism category.  We know a young lady who wants to get hired by them, but she has a long way to go to be able to handle the interview, I'm afraid.

    However, today we put school work out of our minds and went to a lovely restaurant in "Old Nha Trang" that you'll see in the photos, and then to a fishing pond. "We" means Deb and me, Vicki, Trinh and her Italian husband Ramon, Trinh's sister Hieu and a childhood friend whose name I've forgotten.  A Spanish guy named Tony was there. Ramon and Tony are both flight attendants with EasyJet, and several of their colleagues have visited them here over the past couple of weeks. 

    We were about to have to take an expensive taxi ride to the restaurant, which was quite far out on the edges of town, because no-one else was able to come along with us to share the cost.  Everyone in our group has their own scooter.  Suddenly a scooter miraculously appeared right here in front of our hotel. Apparently they've been for rent here all along, and I didn't know. There aren't any signs or brochures that list services that the hotel can provide for its guests, which is a weird omission for a business that wants to sell services and make money. We paid under $3 to rent an automatic scooter for a half day. I would like to rent them more often, but Deb is still reluctant to ride, especially through rush hour. But maybe we'll rent one to visit Vicki, who is a little out of town.

    Today's feat of magic: We were trying to organize several people to share the cost of a taxi to the restaurant out of town. "We'll text before we leave", I say. Then Deborah drops the phone on the tile floor. It's broken. It'll only say "invalid battery" and "unable to charge". We take out the battery and put it back in. Several times. We plug it into AC, with battery in, and without. Nothing makes any difference. Our mood sinks.

    Finally I tell Deb, "Drop it again. From exactly the same height, in exactly the same place." She looks at me as if I'm crazy, and I argue that there's no harm trying, because it's already broken.  I downplay the fact that we might only have to replace the battery, because it makes no sense to me that a battery would be damaged by shock.  She tries, but can't let go.  Her face screws up and she says "I can't do it!" about three times. On the fourth try she finally lets go. She picks it up, turns it on, and looks at me like I'm a magician. Voilà, one working phone, as good as before.

    Feb 13th. We had a pleasant day walking to Michael's language school, and signed up to teach two IELTS classes, one on Fridays and the other on Tuesdays, both at suppertime. Then we walked to Mac's for an afternoon of heavy conversation class. These days Mac is getting almost as many volunteer teachers as students, so the students are getting volunteers paired off with one, two or at the most three students. 

    This morning Trinh told me that she used to go to Crazy Kim's for conversational English, and that she never had to pay, so I felt better about giving them some of my time for free as well. Deb and I will team teach for Michael and his wife Lan, who won't consider paying two teachers for a class she would normally staff with one teacher, but at least we will get some taxi and coffee money.  It's a pretty stiff walk from our hotel. They haven't told us how much yet, but Michael brought it up at the end of our meeting today and stated that there would be "compensation" of some sort.  Since the students are paying him for lessons, that feels appropriate to me. I told him that the normal level of volunteer teacher here is, to use an analogy, like a little league coach compared to the professional coaching experience that Deb and I would be bringing to the job. I told him I was simply "thirty years beyond" what the casual backpacker volunteers were able to bring to the job in terms of focus, intensity, experience and analytical pedagogical skills.  The traveling hippy teachers, many of whom get paid by the language schools here, are what I was in Japan over thirty years ago.

    On the way home we passed tons of vendors with new product: roses and chocolates. Valentine's Day is tomorrow. When we arrived home I turned on my computer to find Lloyd and Esther have written a nice new blog entry about food in Vietnam. We agree with them that Vietnamese food is delicious, except for one shortcoming: we've had two days of what we suspect might be MSG overdose. I'm told they pour it in by the cupful. Sometimes food seems more delicious than it honestly ought to be. One night we both had a headache in the evening at precisely the same strength, time and duration; another time a slightly upset stomach, a bit of a "buzz" and sleeplessness. I've wondered whether the sodium in MSG can impact blood pressure the way salt can, especially if you get it in large doses.

    Feb 15th. Last night we taught our first IELTS exam class, introducing a practice test in the writing portion. It's work disguised as teaching, which is normally fun disguised as work. I'm only doing the IELTS because I want to learn how to help students who must jump through that nasty hoop in order to get a job, emigrate, or qualify to study at a western University. By contrast, this afternoon we did Mac's class and taught the students three songs, which they seemed to thoroughly enjoy. We did Teddy Bears' Picnic to focus on the "z" sounds at the end of so many of those words (Vietnamese, like Japanese, don't have consonant endings to their phonemes, although an "ng" is often ended with a closed mouth like an M, and a C ending results in closed lips like a P). We did Red River Valley because they wanted to learn a cowboy song, and it's just after Valentine's Day, and they also have a Red River in Hanoi; and we did Big Yellow Taxi so that we could discuss the environmental message and also highlight a Canadian singer/songwriter and a song with a good driving rhythm. We were ready to quit after the first song, but they loved it and asked us to continue. We spent two hours learning and discussing the three songs. This was so much more fun than the IELTS...

    Last night our hotel room was pounded right into the wee hours by driving bass speakers from the Sailing Club resort, hundreds of metres away. It was like the pounding of a constant, concentrated artillery barrage. I don't know how they get away with it - thousands of people in surrounding hotels had to endure it. It was an auspicious festival occasion, I was told: the first full moon after the Lunar New Year. However, the volume seemed far beyond necessary, and when I woke up for about the seventeenth time just before dawn there were still drums and amplified singing. One could argue that we ought to accept that it is Vietnamese tradition, but I'm pretty sure there was no bone-quivering amplification in the traditional origin of this festival. I thought it would only last for that one special night, but tonight the music is still pounding from a nearby bar, perhaps not quite as loud, but enough to disturb the sleep of corpulent tourists exhausted by their day on the beach loungers, not to mention two Canadians who've spent their afternoon teaching much sweeter songs.  Later I was told that it'll happen every Friday and Saturday night, which are party nights at the Sailing Club.  The management of this high end Sandals resort can afford to pay off the cops and city officials to ignore them, instead of making them show some consideration for nearby residents, hotel guests, and of course the threat to the business of nearby hotel owners.

    Feb 16th: The Hash! Here's a History of The Hash. A large group of us, expats and Vietnamese, were taken out of town on buses and dumped at the edge of town to follow the ambiguous arrows and shredded paper "scat" of two hares, who led us through the rural outskirts of Nha Trang. We ran along the other side of the river, past fish farms, fields and and pig pens, and finally returned to the bus to drink beer and eat potato salad. It was a good bit of exercise which mirrored the traditions of the Hash, and it was the 54th Hash run for the Nha Trang chapter. The photos will give you an idea of the mood of the event.

    Feb 17th. We had a large turnout at Mac's. There were about a dozen Vietnamese students, two Russians (Dan and Taras), and eight native English speakers from the U.K. and Canada, so over twenty, in a big circle.  Taras is impressive: he learned French as his second language in school, but after only two months of learning English he is explaining himself quite well and catches, he thinks, about 60% of the conversation. I've become a little bit interested in Russian, now. There are so many Russians here that the local tourist trade includes a lot of Russian signage, and the menu at some restaurants isn't even offered in an English translation - only in Vietnamese and Russian.  Mind you, that's also just very poor marketing, because there are lots of English and international visitors who would also use the restaurant if the menu were also in English.  

    The Russian alphabet is strange, in that there are 33 letters (or maybe 31 plus two signs that mean "hard" and "soft"), but even though at least half look like Roman letters, they don't always have the same sound. A P is actually an R, for example, a B is a V, and an H is actually an N. There's a letter for the "ch" sound that we use in Scottish for the word "loch", or German for "Bach", the name of the composer. When I remember, I will ask Dan to tell me how it developed that the alphabet has the same symbols with different sounds. I suspect, and Taras agrees, that there may be words that will be familiar to me because of roots in Greek and Latin, German and other languages, once I decipher the alphabet. The word "restaurant" is now instantly recognizable, because it is everywhere in our tourist district: ресторан. And the word "tour" is тур. So far, there doesn't appear to be a distinction between upper and lower case letters. The word "crocodile" appears everywhere: крокодил - it appears that Russian tourists are tempted to eat crocodile in Nha Trang, and go home with small stuffed crocodiles as souvenirs.

    My Tuesday IELTS class has an uncertain future.  Only two students have signed up, not quite enough to afford to run the class. I suspect it is a marketing issue, although I provided my credentials, which should have helped to sell the class. Considering the constant daily turnout at Mac's, we know there's an interest; however, Mac's class is free. I don't know what Michael and Lan are charging. 

    I thought I'd finally learned that Crazy Kim's was free as well, but another student who's been going to Mac's for a year claims he did have to pay something when he went to Crazy Kim's, and I'd heard elsewhere that it was an issue in the past. There was some suggestion - to be further explored - that they'd had to charge something because the cops had demanded a cut of a non-existent fee and because it encouraged open discussion with foreigners.  This, according to everything I've learned about Vietnamese social economy so far, is an entirely credible possibility. The shakedown seems to be an ever-present fact of life for Anh and for other Vietnamese, including hotel owners. 

    I've heard disturbing stories of illegal overpayments demanded by ticket agents on the monopoly railroad, and by land transfer agents. A Vietnamese friend had to pay 60% over the printed amount on the bill, and had no recourse; a foreigner ahead of him in the same line had to pay 125% extra, and possibly had no idea he was being overcharged. Teachers have their own ways of squeezing extra cash from the students to make up for very low salaries. A visa extension for us is $10 U.S. according to the stamp in Mac's passport, but Deb and I have been quoted everywhere from $30 to $45 by visa agents to incorporate their mark-up, while our hotel staff want $70 - everybody has to get a piece of the pie, you see. The visa rules make no obvious sense and change frequently - as one person described, "What happens from month to month depends on the direction of the wind, the price of fish in China, and whether the Director's wife wants a new pair of diamond earrings." Even doing simple and obvious business transactions is difficult, as this link from Owee, a.k.a. Anh Phuc, will describe.

    Mind you, I read in one of Owee's responses that he hasn't seen any "corruption" here, and he's been here twelve years. Something's odd about Owee's assertion. We've only been here three months and have a dozen or more examples, a few personal ones and the rest to close friends. Even Renée has experienced it - her landlord almost had to kick her out of their apartment just before Tet because the cops said they didn't have the right to rent the apartment to people with a C1 tourist visa.  It would have cost them a lot for a hotel room right at that time, of course - if they were able to find one.  There was a period of uncertainty during which the landlord was trying to find the right person of influence to bribe so that they got to stay and the bribe money didn't just disappear into the pocket of the wrong person. 

    I know a man who sold a house.  After official fees and transfer taxes, he was asked to pay 10 million dong - $500. That's two months salary for the average Vietnamese, and this payoff was unofficial - it went into the pocket of the gov't official in charge of the department, who initially asked for more. Because he got less than he'd asked for, the process would have taken two years; but the official died and was replaced by another official, who - you guessed it - demanded another 10 million for himself to complete the transfer. Which took another two years, so it actually took four years and four months' salary in bribes to sell the house. 

    The final chapters of Neil Jamieson's "Understanding Vietnam" describes exactly how this sort of omnipresent behaviour has always been a part of the culture and became even more deeply entrenched during the period of terrible inflation and hardship of the "American War", as it is remembered here. It has been difficult for regular Vietnamese when foreigners, soldiers or tourists, come here and throw their money around, driving up prices for local people. The U.S. military brought vast sums into the country in the form of aid - too much of which was quickly diverted into the local economy in ways that would have made American taxpayers and politicians choke. Wages for military personnel flowed into the economy.  

    Tourists always spend a great deal more in two weeks on a holiday than they would spend in two weeks at home, which confuses Vietnamese consumers who imagine that they have that same spending power all the time. However, it is not only those extremely difficult but short term events in history, or the chronic one caused by tourism, that have caused this problem. Those who think of themselves as middle and hopefully upwardly mobile Vietnamese, who land gov't jobs through a combination of family connections and payments to the right superiors, do whatever they can to recover their expenses and extract whatever they can from anyone who subsequently comes within their sphere of influence, in order to afford a lifestyle that matches their expectations. It appears to be how the society has always functioned.  It is a deeply ingrained cultural reality.

    Getting things done at a bureaucratic level is therefore a very mysterious maelstrom of nebulous rules and improvisational acquisitive behaviour, and those who cut through the arcane sets of roadblocks do so with extra cash, from the stories I've read and heard. Our visa extension is a case in point, as are some of the bribery cases I've mentioned. When shopping, it is difficult for a westerner to pay "normal" or "advertised" or "Vietnamese" prices without cagey bargaining or the help of a Vietnamese friend.  Even the Vietnamese will be charged whatever the vendor thinks they can get out of him, which is why western friends hide around the corner when the Vietnamese buddy goes shopping for them. Even the lowliest market vendor learns quickly.  We bought bananas one evening from an outside vendor who didn't have enough status to occupy a stall in the outdoor market; when we returned three evenings later to the same location, she wanted 50% more money from us for the same sized bunch of bananas. We held out a bill in the denomination of our earlier purchase and were handed a smaller bunch. It's already a disturbing trend; our only option for our third bunch of bananas is to make an obvious show of walking away into the market with our money looking for a better deal, at which point the odds are fairly high that she'll call us back and offer us what she was happy to sell us the first time, especially if it is late in the evening, which is when we usually buy them. She doesn't really want to have to pack them up again overnight and have them get too ripe to sell the next day.  No matter what price she charges us, it will be more than she'll get from a Vietnamese buyer. There are, however, many fixed price items in restaurants and on the street that aren't too outrageously priced, maybe just at the lower end of the "tourist" range of pricing.  When we see Vietnamese people lining up to buy at a fixed price vendor, we shop there with confidence.

    We had a simple shirt repair - added a toggle button - for $1, in Hoi An. I bought another shirt which needed the same toggle, but a similar lady with a sewing machine in Nha Trang at Cho Dam market, used to gouging Russian tourists, wanted $6 to add the toggle button (to an $8 shirt), some of which was apparently a commission that was going to go to the fellow who led us around the market to find her, after he'd decided that he couldn't do the job himself. By contrast, when I needed an extra hole in my belt, I found a cobbler on the street, asked him how much, and he waved off the charge. He voluntarily added three extra holes for me, and handed it back...and only reluctantly accepted the folded up bill that Deborah passed to him, with a look of embarrassment, because he'd offered to do it for free. It can be a bit of an Alice in Wonderland world.

    Feb 19th. We had our first class in Vietnamese with Lan last night, after spending the afternoon with Renée and Shaina, teaching them to blog and to create a profile on couchsurfing.org. The class was only an hour long, and was helpful.  Lan forced us to focus on the pronunciation of vowels in the Vietnamese language.  There are eleven, and we had to sound out the tonal variations, with steady tones, rising and falling tones, broken tones, etc. Coupled with the signage, menus, and basic interaction vocabulary we've picked up since we arrived, we will have scratched the surface of the language by the time we go home. My Tuesday class remains cancelled for lack of students, but I'm beginning to receive assignments from my Friday class, which continues.

    Shaina sent me a rant, actually two of them, written by our friends Robyn and Aaron in their blog when they were in Malaysia.  They were amusing, and parallel things we've observed about toilets in Vietnam, except that Vietnam has no Muslims, or at least any that would admit to being Muslim. Vietnamese speak of Muslims as dangerous extremists and terrorists.

    We delivered our passports for renewal/extension last night. We don't know why there are two names and parallel processes, and we don't know what we're going to get, actually; initially we got a "business" visa, which was claimed to be the only way we could get a three month visa as opposed to a one month visa, but we know others who have a three month "tourist" visa, and who applied for it, and who arrived in Vietnam at the same time as we did. It's very mysterious. We only know that we should get a stamp that allows us to stay for an extra month, long enough to achieve our exit date of March 18th. Today my plan is to stroll up the beach taking photos of the sculptures, ending up at Mac's for his afternoon class, and then spend my evening analyzing the writing of my Friday students. Tomorrow, if the lovely weather holds, we'll be on and in the water, on a boat ride and snorkeling trip to some of the nearby islands.

    Feb 20th. Of the six IELTS writing students who attended last week's class (one was absent), all of whom received a deadline of midnight last night to submit Parts 1 and 2 of the writing practice test we explored together, one student managed to send me Part 1. The rest did not; and that one student promised me Part 2 the following morning but did not complete it. Interesting. I think the next step will be to insist that they complete Practice Test 2 in class, only in the test time permitted, and turn their work in to me at the end of class. I'm no great fan of the IELTS, but I may be beginning to understand why it takes Vietnamese students so long to learn English well enough to pass it. Michael, however, tells us how hard the students work, going from one class to another back to back all day long, so we have to cut them some slack.

    Walking to breakfast most mornings, we pass a construction hoarding of galvanized metal at the top of the first block. We cross over to the other side of the street before we get there, because it is used as an outdoor urinal by Vietnamese men. Surprisingly, the odour is not offensive, at least from the distance we skirt it. I sometimes wonder that they don't seek more privacy by going behind the fencing, or lobby the city for a wall and a trough, at least.  I reflect that the only other place I've seen this in "civilized" surroundings is in southern France, driving down to the beach: drivers stuck in slow traffic would leap from their cars and release a stream against trees lining the roadway. Maybe the French custom was adopted here. Finally, I am amused by the building directly across the road, from which the guests look down from their windows onto this scene: the Asia Paradise Hotel, one of our frequent breakfast buffet choices.

    This morning, however, we amble to the Nhi Phi hotel where we stuff ourselves with delicious Vietnamese and Western food, all-you-can-eat for $6 apiece, with dishes that sometimes change from one visit to the next, to relieve the boredom.  We rotate between three different buffets and on alternate days we eat various Vietnamese noodle soup breakfasts out on the street. On the days when we do the buffet, we don't eat again for eight hours or more, and then we just have a light plate for supper, maybe some chao (congee) or some sticky rice with chicken, or a variety of spring rolls, both fresh and fried. And a daily beer for me, usually with handful of freshly roasted and salted peanuts.  When we bought two packages yesterday they were still warm from the roaster. For dessert we have bananas and cookies back at the room. During the day we might stop somewhere for a fruit smoothie, (Deb's favourite is passion fruit and mango, mixed together), or strong, dark, sweet Vietnamese coffee.

    Today we're going to meet Dan, Taras, Renée and Shaina at Crazy Kim's, where we'll make conversation with the students and then plan a day's outing on a boat to do some snorkeling. Dan and Taras will leave on March 1st to go home to Siberia, so we have to do it before then. Dan described visiting the Nha Trang University yesterday, so I plan to do that before ending up at Mac's for the afternoon, where we've gotten to know many of his students quite well, and feel very much at home.

    Feb 24th.  Our various language groups and classes continue, the weather remains perfect, and our days pass as idyllically as lotus eaters should expect. The food remains good and we enjoy our cut-rate breakfast buffets and our walks through the town to work off the calories. I've begun teaching Dan to play pool, which is fun.  Tables rent here for $2 to $4 an hour, and they come with "hostesses": young twentyish ladies in heels, black blouses and red miniskirts whose job it is to rack your balls, encourage you to buy beer, and sit idly by looking bored while you take far too long to clear the table. I can only assume they are an anachronism from the American war, and perhaps the French before that, when servicemen would enjoy a beer and a game of pool, and perhaps some female companionship, in their off-duty time or their R&R breaks. They're certainly not needed for two gentlemen to enjoy a game of pool, and the wages they'd have to be paid seems like an extravagant waste of the owner's profit, yet there they are.  How very un-revolutionary in a 40 year old communist nation, like an evolutionary throwback to a bygone era.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Rats, beggars and the Lunar New Year

    This diary posting was organically grown and added to until it was complete, including the accompanying photo album.  I enjoy the open-ended possibilities of internet publishing.  I've been editing previous entries to put them into past tense, but that was too much work.  This remains in present tense, with that sense of immediacy, just as I wrote it originally.

    There are two coffeeshops adjacent to each other just down the street from Anh's. He likes them because they have trees, and pet dogs, ponds with goldfish and carp, and walls that shut out most of the street noise. They also have rats. Lots of them. The dogs don't chase them (there are no cats around) and the people don't either. There are perhaps thirty.  There could be several times that many, for all I know, but they are small, cute, curious brownish-gray creatures who wander the gardens in a completely calm and playful manner. If someone throws a bun in the pond the fish will nibble and pull at it, and shove it to the edge of the pond; a rat or two will reach down and try to grab a piece of the bread. The other evening Deb and I walked home on a nearby street and saw a rat scuttle under a garbage bin, but we're getting used to seeing them.  A young couple walked behind us, closer to the bin. The girl screamed and jabbered a little to her male companion. "She saw the rat," said Deborah.

    A young boy came up to us on a street with several restaurants set up for the tourist trade. He begged from us and from Lloyd and Esther, who we'd just met in the street on their way to supper. We told him no, and he had an amusing little tantrum, stamping his feet in annoyance with us. His brother, following behind, didn't bother to approach us, but didn't stop the little one from appealing to restaurant patrons nearby. 
    
    There are beggars lining the approach to the Buddha at the Long Son Pagoda; they are mirrored by beggars on the roadway into the Cathedral. Anh says, "It frustrates me to see them here, pretending to be crippled; they walk home at the end of the day." One fellow, who clearly could not walk, was on the sidewalk outside a tourist restaurant we walked past first thing this morning, presumably brought there by a friend or relative. He flashed us a beatific smile, and both Deb and I were tempted to give him something. But we're constantly told not to give money to the beggars because when begging becomes successful, they proliferate. Who feeds the man with the beatific smile? Does he have family to care for him? Is he truly destitute? Begging is a shameful thing among most Vietnamese; although tricking money from foreigners by any means, fair or foul, is acceptable.

    There is probably no one right answer to questions of this nature.  Vietnamese people may be as variable in their social attitudes and mores as westerners are, in spite of deep traditions that shape common expectations with regard to loyalty to family and ancestors, filial piety, guilt-induced consensus, the desire to bring no bad luck to your family now and in future generations through any wicked or shameful behaviour. What constitutes wicked and shameful behaviour, may vary according to the recipient of those behaviours - if they are people outside of your village, cultural group or nationality, they may be subject to different behaviours, as happens in many other cultures and almost all pre-modern cultures. 

    The extent to which a visitor should be on his guard against price-gouging, bait-and-switch pricing, outright theft, begging (I haven't seen the kids begging from anyone but western tourists) is really difficult to judge. My natural inclination is to admire Vietnamese people for their honesty and open-heartedness, but remain vigilant against behaviour that falls outside of that realm. In that, I am helped by people like Anh, who sometimes helps us with purchases or gives us a frame of reference for our pricing expectations.  Having been here for nine weeks already, we're becoming pretty savvy about people, prices, and awkward situations.  We know where to expect to pay more, and why, and also where and when we will probably pay less, even right here in the tourist quarter where there are restaurants for tourists and restaurants for locals side by side.

    Still, no matter how secure my understanding is becoming about pricing of things we buy, it is difficult to feel certain in your convictions about the beggar with the beatific smile, or the child beggar who throws an amusing tantrum that makes you wish you at least had candy in your pocket.

    Jan 30th: It is Lunar New Year's Eve. Deb and I had a long afternoon nap, and then went out for a lovely meal of fresh spring rolls with chilies and peanut sauce. Anh will ride his motorbike downtown and park it outside our hotel around 10 p.m., so that he can join us to watch a little of the stage show on the beach and the fireworks at midnight. We'll also tour a photographic exhibit that has been set up just south of the stage, and if we can actually hear ourselves talk, he might share interesting background information about some of the photos.

    Jan 31st. The stage show was a repeat of similar Hollywood or Las Vegas style New Year shows, but it was a good show, and the fireworks were great.  They didn't have fireworks for the occidental New Year, a month earlier. We went to bed quite late, then got up early to go to a breakfast buffet that we like north of the bridge, but there were no buses operating this morning, so we cut short our sleep for nothing.  We tried a different breakfast buffet which turned out to be a disappointing alternative, but we filled our bellies for the day, and then went back to bed. We'll spend the day reading, viewing TED videos, having Vietnamese coffee, and strolling the beachside park.  Most Vietnamese are spending today with their families, so we don't expect to meet any of them, or drop in on a conversation class.

    Feb 1st. The beach was filled with people today. Well, not exactly the beach; thousands of Vietnamese people picnicked on the grassy stretch between the beach street and the sand. They strolled the concrete sidewalk through the sculpture garden, which contains many very attractive and pleasant sculptures. Gangs of adolescents cruised the park like schools of fish. The temperature was 27 degrees and much hotter in the bright sunshine, but they all wore long pants. Many wore jackets, even down ski jackets and fake fur. Most wore jaunty new hats, often twinned with a friend or other family member sporting the same model. An astonishing number of women wore gloves, and many women not actually sitting and eating wore their fabric face masks. When I first saw these in Saigon, I thought they were to protect against pollution, but learned later that their primary purpose is to protect the women from getting tanned on their face. Meanwhile on the sand, paying $2 rental for their loungers, the already fair-skinned Caucasians loll like beached whales, burning until their skin becomes red like cooked lobsters in the sun. As Jeremy Taylor sings, "Tell me, tell me, tell me why...I wanna know de fact - why all de black people, wanna go white, and de white people wanna go black?"

    We've agreed to meet with Lloyd and Esther for dinner this evening, but at about the same time we're also anticipating a text from Angela, a young Chinese Couchsurfer arriving in town late in the evening without a booking for a place to stay. Although she would understand the concept of the Lunar New Year, she apparently asked for a "host" who accepted her and then said he couldn't accommodate her, only yesterday. I suspect many Vietnamese who are new to Couchsurfing think it is a wonderful way to reach out to foreign people and practice other languages, but they don't clue in right away to the fact that "hosting" in most countries generally means providing a place for your guest to sleep. So young Angela is arriving late in a town with hostels already fully booked for the next five days at least, where young travelers are cruising small hotels like ours with their backpacks, looking to share rooms. They're being quoted four times the normal rate.

    I don't know what they'll do if they can't find a room they can afford. Backpackers can usually count on finding cheap accommodation right off the bus in any town in Vietnam, if not the whole of Asia, but Nha Trang is not prepared for this annual spike. The beach loungers don't get used at night, and it might seem like an opportunity for an enterprising beach lounger rental vendor, but I suspect that beach camping won't be permitted. I may have heard that police will round up park campers and beach campers and take them to a holding area, which makes sense; there aren't toilets for most of the beachfront. Campers would certainly eat, drink alcohol, and leave a lot of litter, not to mention using the bushes and holes in the sand as toilets. Tourists here on tours, or those who've booked their rooms in advance with the expectation of a pleasant beach holiday wouldn't be impressed with the sights, and maybe the smells, the next morning.

    I haven't seen any actual crime.  I haven't seen or heard of the snatch'n'grab motorbike thieves we were warned about, and we haven't been targeted by pick-pockets. Restaurants and street vendors do jack up their prices about twenty to twenty-five percent. Some simply add about it to the bill automatically as a Tet surcharge; maybe it helps to cover the extra labour costs of getting fill-in staff while your regular staff gets to enjoy their annual family reunion.  They get significantly fewer holidays throughout the year than we do. Tet seems like a great moneymaker to the fewer restauranteurs who stay open, which makes sense in a pure free market context - increased demand with no increase in supply automatically leads to higher prices. 

    We've been lucky, since we got enough warning to anticipate this problem even though we'd never experienced it. We managed to negotiate our room rate on the understanding that we have a "long stay discount". We haven't been told that our rate will be increased during Tet; we're keeping our fingers crossed that they don't try to charge us more when we present ourselves at the front desk to pay our bill, which we've opted to pay week by week, this coming Monday. Of course, if they do we'll have to threaten to move out to another hotel for the next five weeks - demand spikes during Tet but then drops like a stone right afterward, so they know we'll have no trouble finding another hotel that'll want our business. But so far there's no sign that they intend to try to extract more from us for this incredibly short high season.

    Our young Chinese girl Angela Zhu has just texted us. As it turns out, her Vietnamese Couchsurfing "host" who told her at the last minute that he couldn't accommodate her but would pick her up at the bus station and take her around to find a place to stay, didn't even show up to meet her. That's odd.  It's very bad manners for a Vietnamese, and certainly for a fellow Couchsurfer. We managed to find her one hostel near ours which has about twenty bunk beds in a dorm.  It is suddenly double the price it was yesterday, but at least she has a mattress for the night.

    Feb 2nd. We went for supper with Lloyd and Esther last night, and took Angela with us. During dinner, and again strolling home, we were passed by an open backed truck filled with lion dancers and drummers who solicited business owners in the neighbourhood. The businesses would hire them to perform the dance in order to attract good luck for the New Year. The elaborately costumed dance troupe was a pleasure to behold but difficult to photograph in the dark.

    This evening we went with Vicki and Trinh, a former employee of our hotel who married an Italian and now lives in Milan, and Angela, to the Lac Canh, the oldest restaurant in Nha Trang, which is incredibly popular with Vietnamese and those foreigners who've heard the buzz and show up in droves. We had a BBQ in the centre of our table and platters of thinly sliced tender beef, chicken, squid, plus some vegetables and fried rice. We grilled our own meat and ate it hot and fresh. I washed mine down with giant bottles of San Miguel beer.

    Feb 3rd. A very still, hot sunny day. We took Angela to the Fairy Bay breakfast buffet, which has an amazing view of the beachfront from the 10th floor, and then Anh met us and he took her for a walk on Hon Do island. They wore our hats while Deb and I sat in the shade and chatted about Buddhism as practiced in Vietnam with the daughters of some worshipers at the temple. Angela will go to Vicki's for the next two nights. We've managed to rescue her twice, with Vicki's help the second time.  Angela had tried to book a bus but couldn't get a ticket out of town until two days later than she'd planned because there are so many Tet travelers. Her hostel bed was only available for two nights, so Vicki volunteered a futon in her apartment.

    Here's a funny story: about a month ago Trinh informed her family in Vietnam that she was about to write her Italian driver's exam, having acquired enough Italian to deal with that (she also speaks excellent English). Vicki was with her family. "Oh," cried Vicki, holding up both hands with her fingers crossed, "I really hope it goes well!" The family all looked at her in horror, their mouths dropping. Later she asked Anh what she'd done wrong - nothing in her previous five years in Vietnam had prepared her for that reaction. Anh, squirming and embarrassed, told her that in Vietnam the sign is used to represent a couple entwined in coitus. I guess the only way it can mean good luck here is if the couple is trying to conceive.  Later Anh sent me a jpeg depicting hand gestures that are considered rude in different countries. I can tell you that you want to be careful how you wave hello in Greece; don't go hitchhiking in Thailand; and don't play "I've got your nose" with a small child in Turkey!

    Vicki also confirmed my impression of the terrible rudeness and cheating manners of the people of Ha Long Bay, which she and other travelers have also experienced.  No other region in Vietnam has people quite as bad as that. She says that particular group emigrated to Canada in the 1980's, settled in the Gold River and Campbell River area and commenced clam digging, which is their traditional method of making a living. They have been in court for decades for overfishing, but have learned that the Canadian prosecution is a joke. They quickly learned that the $25 fine is more than covered by the extra cash they get from overfishing.  They can delay appearances in overcrowded courts indefinitely, and nowadays they don't even bother showing up for a hearing.  They simply send in their lawyer. However, with the extra "black money" they've earned from selling shellfish illegally, they've branched out into other kinds of crime in order to launder it, including taking advantage of poor kids in the area - and from Quadra Island, where Vicki lives in the summer months - by getting them hooked on "free" heroin and then into gang debt and illegal activities to try to pay off the debt, including prostitution and drug trafficking. So although Vicki loves Vietnam and Vietnamese people, and particularly the many friends she's made in Nha Trang over the past five years, she has nothing good to say about that particular corner of the country.

    Later, at Mac's free conversational English classes, we asked Hang, his personal care attendant, and one of his former star pupils, what she thought of the people of the Ha Long Bay region. Her face twisted into a scowl. "Oh, those people!", she replied. "They are known throughout Vietnam as terrible cheaters! And they are all mafia there. They even have guns." Dan, a Russian CS'er who was part of the conversation, asked "Aren't guns illegal in Vietnam for private citizens?" "Yes, they are", she replied, "but those people are mafia..." 

    Feb 5th: the pandemonium continues in our cul-de-sac, where Vicki's prediction of the population quadrupling has been realized. We endure kids playing in the halls and with the elevator beside our room.  Parents send them out of overcrowded hotel rooms rented for the entire family. Five more days of "Super-Tet" to endure...

    I've included a photo of our bathroom in the photo album. The Vietnamese version of a western bathroom leaves one major item to be desired: a shower stall or at least a shower curtain. The shower head sprays the whole bathroom, leaving the floor wet and the walls needing to be wiped down every day by the cleaning staff. After a shower one always gets wet feet again entering to brush your teeth or to use the toilet. The drains are slow, which means that the bathroom floor sometimes threatens to overflow into the main room over the rather tiny lip. And oddly, there are no squeegees. 

    On the plus side, we have nice desk staff and an elevator, which saves us four flights of stairs up and down. Elevators are relatively rare in a cheap hotel. Our rooms (we've been in two) are clean, with good mattresses, bright fresh paint, wifi and air conditioning. The hot water isn't, most mornings...usually it is at least lukewarm, however. Our deal with the hotel staff is that we get moved back to the front room on Feb 10th, and we haven't been charged anything extra for our smaller room during Tet, for which we count ourselves lucky. I'm glad I got them to agree to that "long stay discount" when we first arrived.

    Today we're having a "farewell lunch" at Hanoi Corner (Goc Ha Noi) with Angela, and Anh, who also might leave tomorrow for Hanoi. He expected to leave on the 6th, but could delay until the 10th, apparently. Angela, stuck in Nha Trang for four nights during Tet, stayed in the hostel beside our hotel for two nights but couldn't stay longer because all the dorm beds were booked, but she was welcomed into Vicki's apartment for the other two nights. She's anxious to treat us to lunch today as a farewell gesture of gratitude. Interesting girl - an excellent artist who has done several detailed sketches while she's been here, and who is in her third year of animation at a university in Beijing, although her home town is Guilin. Her mother was a state prosecutor who now gathers evidence for anti-corruption trials; she was an agent in the field, but Angela says she does mostly paperwork these days, which is safer and quieter. She has had to attend executions in the past, which is how China deals with corruption. It wasn't fun for her.

    Feb 6th: I'm including a link from Lloyd's blog. (2021 edit: I don't know how long Lloyd's blog will remain live; he died early this year of covid, after a plane trip home to the U.S. from Cuenca.)  

    He and Esther have rented an apartment here and will stay for six months. He served in the central highlands during the war and was medivac'd to a hospital in Nha Trang.  He always remembered it as a piece of paradise he wanted to return to. They're retired now, Jewish by heritage (his grandfather owned a hotel in the Catskills), Ethical Humanists by choice, and very pleasant to spend time with. One of several things in his blog that I found amusing was his description of the bathrooms in the apartments he viewed - he described the one in our current hotel room to a T.

    I played badminton all afternoon with Danila, Tarras, Hung, Vuo, Thu, Penny and Graham. I'm terrible at it.  I can't get used to the tiny little badminton racquet head.  I can't even serve, and I miss the overheads completely. But I'll try to get a chance to practice by going out a few more times while I'm here. We had burritos for supper with Bits, Simon and Anastasia, Bits' latest conquest by all appearances.

    Feb 7th. How NOT to organize a picnic! We got an invitation from Ngan to attend a beach picnic put on by Mac's students, scheduled for 4 p.m. No specific location...and the beach is several kilometres long. We asked for clarification by text message and by email; hearing nothing, we headed north to Mac's for the start of his 2:30 conversation class, in case the students intended to leave from there. No students came, so we sat and chatted with Mac...and waited.  Eventually we got a phone call from Nadej, the French girl working here on contract as a kindergarten teacher. "Ngan and I are here at my apartment, cooking", she said. "We'll be there at your place at 3:30." Mac asked, "Vietnamese time, or U.K. time? And where on the beach, in case other students want to know...?"

    "Oh, U.K. time," Nadej replied, "and we've been discussing location since yesterday. I still don't know...it hasn't been decided." And she didn't know where any of the other students were either, the ones who hadn't shown up for Mac's class.

    3:30 came and went.  Penny and Graham arrived home at 4; by 5 p.m. we finally had a complement of students who'd loaded food, ice, a beer cooler, and a game of Mac's called "swing ball". Then we decided: the picnic should be right across from our hotel, back down on Tran Phu! So we hiked all the way back, with Mac racing ahead in his wheelchair at a pace none of us could match. 

    There was a little bit of daylight for us to enjoy the view, and Mac enjoyed the view of traffic on Tran Phu, which amused him.  He said he doesn't actually get out much. I picked up a bag of cold Saigon beer cans from my hotel frig, and we used that plus what the others had brought to wash down lovely fried spring rolls, skewers of beef and veggies grilled on a charcoal BBQ, and Nadej's very rich chocolate brownies. All turned out well except for one little overnight episode caused by one of those pieces of meat (only for me; Deb's stomach was fine).

    We've pretty well decided we'll have to sell our home this summer - our friend Ian has hurt his back, our neighbour Winston has burnt his hand and can no longer use his snowblower, which leaves only one alternative, a newfie named Brent, with his own back issues, to shovel the snow on the sidewalk in front of our house and up to the back door.  Fortunately he seems to be in good health at the moment, and he gets a kick out of running his snowblower, so that should solve the problem until we get home in March. If we're lucky the snow will be gone by then. 

    They've had the most snow in twenty years, of course. That's Murphy at work.  For next year, if we're still in that house, we'll have to consider a snow removal service - another ridiculous extra expense for a house that we only live in seven months out of the year. So this summer we'll hunt for a condo we can actually agree on that meets our needs; between that and the yacht club, we should be comfortable all summer long. Or maybe we should become "5th wheel trailer" or Airstream people. The alternative is to stay home all winter to take care of our own home and snow removal, but Deborah is as loath to do that as I am. The only thing we'll miss if we sell the house is the garden, and that's always been an awful lot of work anyway.

    Today we met Michael at the Sailing Club.  It's not actually for sailing, it's the name of a Sandals resort bar on the beach near our hotel.  We explored what we might be able to do at his language school for the next month before we go home. Serendipity placed Penny and Graham a few feet away at one table, and Lloyd and Esther down on the beach just in front of us. Michael and Lloyd both served in units here in Nha Trang and in the Central Highlands not far away at the same period of time during the "American War", so it was a bit of a thrill for them to meet each other. They'd both done R&R on the very beach in front of our restaurant patio. Deb and I eavesdropped on unit names and numbers and military lingo as it zipped back and forth between us.

    Speaking of education, Michael told us that the English teachers in the Vietnamese school system, who are Vietnamese, don't make enough money, and can't speak English, so their students don't do well; so they began holding after school classes in their homes - the same teachers, teaching the same material to the same students. The gov't said, "Hold on, that's not fair, these teachers are making too much money off their students", so they prohibited the practice. That didn't stop the deficit in educational attainment, so they scheduled the same extra evening classes, but inside the schools. With the same teachers. And the gov't paid the teachers...and collected the extra fees from students, and skimmed off their portion. Everything was solved, but nothing was solved. Meanwhile, no non-Vietnamese national is to set foot inside a public school classroom, so even the most gifted language students will never have a chance to hear and emulate English spoken by a native English speaker, and have their pronunciation problems heard and corrected. It must be a very bizarre world inside the minds of Vietnamese Education Ministry officials.

    We were hungry after our chat, so Deb and I hiked up for a feast of fresh and fried spring rolls - also called "Imperial Rolls", I've learned - at our favourite local spring roll place, Bo Bia Sai Gon. Later we met our old friend Joe from Saigon. He's the one who came all the way here with a young lady who returned to her parents in Nha Trang for Tet, although she also studies in Saigon - law, I believe. Apparently all is going well with him, his coursework is finished and he's doing a marketing internship to finish off his degree.  He will graduate in June. The girl's parents like him, he's been dating her for sixteen days and all seemed great until this evening, when she got mad at him for taking off to come and see us, and didn't want to come with him to meet us.  It sounds like some strange sort of jealousy or control issue, but what do I know? In any case, I hope it all works out well for him.

Here are some perils of relying on tourist restaurants catering to Vietnamese ideas of western tastes:

1. the prices are double, triple or more for the same dishes, the only real advantage being that you get to sit on adult chairs instead of kindergarten furniture. An extreme example is the Sailing Club, where a coffee with sweetened condensed milk - the most commonly requested coffee drink here - costs six times the price of the identical coffee in the identical glass at Hanoi Corner, which also has adult tables and chairs, but is not beach front. Meals are correspondingly higher as well. You can get "western" menu items, just like you can at the Sheraton, but why fly all the way to Vietnam to order western dishes?

2. At the Venice "coffee and fast food" restaurant (loud music, smoking patrons) we had a Tet surcharge - they'd increased all the prices with gummed stickers, but there was also an unexpected surprise: the English words below a "Chao" dish said "fried noodles with seafood" so that's what we ordered. At least that's what I ordered; Deb tried to order the same thing, but the waitress walked away without asking her what she wanted - it took some time to get her attention and make her realize there were four of us hoping to be fed at our table! In any case, what arrived for both of us was a bowl of very watery congee, in other words rice porridge that was more like rice soup. Anh was with us. I said, "Anh, what's this? It's not what we ordered." "Yes, it is," he replied, "That's Chao." I showed him the English words on the menu right beneath the Vietnamese entry. "Oh...they've translated it incorrectly - probably don't even know the meaning of the English words."

Hmm.  I wondered, how can I improve on this menu accident?  I should have simply sent it back and demanded that the manager provide what was written in English on the menu, but ever the polite Canadian, I decided to order a banh mi and butter to go with it. A simple bun, in other words - what we'd get automatically with a bowl of soup in a western restaurant. "Jam?" asked the waitress. "No, just butter," I replied. It took a long time to come...finally three pieces of white bread, warm and dry but not actually toasted, arrived at my table with an enormous ball of butter. "But this is not banh mi," I complained. "Doesn't banh mi always mean a baguette?" "Yes, usually it does," said Anh, "although technically it just means bread. They probably thought you would want this instead because you are a westerner."

Oh, for Pete's sake, I thought. Hello? Isn't a baguette French bread? How more western can you get than that? So I asked Anh, "Do you think I should send these back and tell her that all I want is a simple baguette?" "You should," he replied. So I did. The baguette arrived, sliced into five pieces (first time I've had my baguette pre-sliced for me) and accompanied by the same huge ball of butter. I used a very small (normal) amount of the butter and sent the rest back to the kitchen. When the bill came, I was charged 37K dong for the baguette...and presumably the enormous ball of butter, as well. Now, you should know that baguettes are ubiquitous here and are far and away the most common form of bread item. Restaurants in the tourist quarter usually charge 20K or 25K for a "baguette, butter and jam" for breakfast. But they only cost 2K dong in the market and 4K dong if you buy them unfilled from a lady who makes banh mi sandwiches at a glass wheeled vendor's wagon, which you'll find on every street corner. So I got charged 18 times the market price of a simple French baguette...without the jam. That's my reward for buying my food at the "Venice Coffee and Fast Food" restaurant. Altogether a ridiculous experience. And that's why we generally only eat in Vietnamese restaurants, where Vietnamese people eat and there is no mystery - beyond reading menu items in Vietnamese - about what you're going to get, and how much you're going to pay for it.

    Mind you, the western buffet breakfasts in the hotels are good value for money here, but one tends to eat too much when you pay an "all you can eat" price.

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